Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Krah-Krah Soap: Sabão Crá-Crá

In the 90's, the government of Brasília faced an alarming epidemic of Fournier Infection.
This nasty disease is a necrotic infection, caused by low standards of hygiene in the genital area and has similar effect to the ever forbidden Lico chemical.
Concerned by the fact that all male population of Brasilia could loose it's sexual organ, and thus considerably reducing population and economic growth in the short term, the government created a special soap containing chemical agents to treat the infection.
A poem to instruct the population on the use of the soap, named Krah-Krah, aired on TV, radio, as well published in newspapers and magazines.
The poem was an acclaimed piece nationwide, winning several awards, including a "Troféu Impresa" in the year of 1992.


Krah-Krah soap
Krah-Krah soap
Doesn't let the ball's hair roll up

Kreh-Kreh soap
Kreh-Kreh soap
Doesn't let the ball's hair stand up

Kree-Kree soap
Kree-Kree soap
Doesn't let the ball's hair fall down

Kroh-Kroh soap
Kroh-Kroh soap
Doesn't let the ball's hair knot out

Kroo-Kroo soap
Kroo-Kroo soap
Doesn't let the ball's hair
curl with the ass'

3 comments:

  1. You could use the crativity of you for best things than to be taking the face of the Brazilians!
    You are the greatest crisis of recent times while Brazil is oil in the pre-salt!

    You could at least talk about the real history of music... no matter how bad they are!
    We have a lot of good thing and good music here... how about Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Cazuza, Barão Vermelho?
    Search for them! Read about them!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antônio_Carlos_Jobim

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cazuza

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  2. GREY, your English is simply terrible!

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