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United of the Dick on Four: Unidos do Caralho a Quatro

Hermes and Renato are famous for their didactic aproach to contemporary philosophy. Fervorous Kantianists, in early 00's they published this poetic study on the contributions of the carnival phenomenon according to the Categorical Imperative.

Cry Cavaco!

Since the most primordial times
The dick is there (is there, is there)
breaking into the vaginas
Terrifying the girls (of what, Fuínha?)
of family (beautiful!)

Since the most primordial times
The dick is there (is there, is there)
Plump and veiny
Bushy and big headed
on Sapucaí

Hello my Dicky people!

Dick, cock and pissy
Cork, weiner and big head (Beautiful! Beautiful!)
Shlong, Rod or sausage
Lollypop, banana or frank
Women likes money
Those who like turkey are gay

Lower the pants and show the cock
United of the Dick on Four
Shuddering the Carnival
My shlong is work apparatus
Who liked, liked
Who didn't liked go for the dick

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